Author(s): Donald A Voorhees

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Faster than a speeding bullet, more useless than ever before, the #1 "New York Times"-bestselling series reaches new heights of irrelevance with this powerfully pointless, all-new collection of the things readers never need to know.

Do you actually care that . . .

there are three feet of DNA in every cell?
Saturn has 47 moons?
March is National Frozen Foods Month?
in 2010 a traffic jam in China lasted ten days?

Would it improve your life to know . . .

which movie star wanted to be a funeral director?
which state has the most horses per square mile?
which dictator was obsessed with Cheetos?
what day of the year the most cars are stolen in the United States?