EXCUSES FOR ALL OCCASIONS: ALIBIS, APOLOGIES, AND COP-OUTS THAN CAN GET YOU OUT OF (OR INTO) TROUBLE
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No excuses? No way! Creative, shocking, laughably lame-they come in all forms, and now they're carefully compiled per the occasion so you can be the judge. "Excuses for All Occassions" will have you reliving your best attempts at amnesty and chuckling over stories you never thought you'd hear. From a student's "my dog ate my homework" to the motorist's "That was the speed limit, Officer - I thought it was the town population" to Rocky Bridges' baseball classic "I managed good but they played bad" and Ralph Kramden's succinct "a-humma-humma", looking for ways to escape or shift blame is a fundamental part of life. Now here's a book full of ready-made excuses. Some are actual, some fanciful, and all are designed to tickle your funny bone.
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Steven D. Price is the author or editor of more than 35 books, including Endangered Phrases, The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes, 1001 Funniest Things Ever Said, 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said, and 1001 Insults, Put-Downs and Comebacks. A former staff editor on The Random House Dictionary of the English Language, he is a writer and editor and lives in New York City.
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- : joh
- : joh
- : 0.318
- : July 2012
- : 179mm X 125mm X 18mm
- : United States
- : July 2012
- : books
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- : PRICE
- : BC
- : 082
- : 256
- : illustrations