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Bro Code For Parents: What To Expect When You're AwesomeStock informationGeneral Fields
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DescriptionSo you're going to be a parent. You might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I be a good parent? - Will I be able to afford this? - Can I ever have sex again? Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn't mean your kid has to be as lame as you're about to become. That's why I've written this book--to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy. The Bro Code for Parents will help you: Choose a baby name that won't get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker - Interview and hire a smokin' hot nanny - Teach your child instant classics like "The Boobs on the Bus" and "Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat" With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, "The Bro Code for Parents "gives you all the tools you'll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost. |